February 2012
shakeyourboobs asked: omg your life is totally over!!! i suggest start pretty little liars or the inbetweeners xxx
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what do I do with my life now that I've finished...
son-risa:
one direction have absolutely no idea what they’re in for.
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
: the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit...
florida-sounds:
le-on:
i really really really wish i liked someone. haha life is hard :( and i blame famous hotties for making my standards so high.
i blame seth cohen/adam brody
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Anonymous asked: describe your ideal bedroom (the room you would want to live in)
